A Letter to the Headmaster of Hogwarts

 

Dear Albus Dumbledore,

I am writing to inquire about the absence of my acceptance letter to the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. I know not every owl can be 100 percent dependable, but what I don’t understand is how many owls it could possibly take until my letter arrives. Please, please, don't forget to attach my Hogwarts letter to one of your 10,000(is it more? less?) or so owls.

I’m not asking to compete in the Triwizard Tournament or anything too extravagant, but I would like to know when I can catch the next train leaving King’s Cross station. I realize that seats on the train are limited, and so I would like to point out that I’m not particular and that I wouldn’t mind arriving at school through a flying car. 

Also, please can you talk over with the Sorting Hat to sort me in the Gryffindor house? 'cause I want Prof. McGonagall as my house teacher.

I know for a fact that I contain potential to be an excellent witch. For example, one time in the fifth grade I sneezed and my dog levitated! Now, it is up to interpretation whether the dog simply jumped out of fear, but my analysis is that the dog did in fact levitate. I believe that this was just the start of my magical talent, and through learning at Hogwarts I hope to expand my skills. 

And yes, even though Draco is in the Slytherin house, and Harry  hates him, I would love to befriend him. His hidden intentions just touch my heart! I'd also like Hermione as my best friend and Ginny and Luna as my second best friends. Ron will be a tag along, even though he's a looot fun, and Harry will be(is) a great friend and hero.

Maybe it's too much to ask, but can I have  a bag of All Flavored Beans please? Pretty please? Also, Chocolate Frogs?

I’m looking forward to hearing from you and finally receiving my acceptance letter with your response. 

Love Love Love,

Manasi

P.S. No rush on your response, but I was hoping to arrive in time for Quidditch tryouts.